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The previously charming Dutchmen then breaks out into a cold sweat and looks at the bill, at you, at the bill, then at you again, and there is a silence so deep that you can hear the female mice in the cafe coughing. Do not under any circumstances expect him to pay your part of the bill.This is indeed a deadly mistake, if you are hoping to see your Dutch lion again, be a good antelope and suggest quickly that you’ll split the bill.” no starter, or main course just a sprint through to dessert.The shallow man is risking a storm of abuse by bringing this up again, but, I’ve been told repeatedly by expat women, even as recently as yesterday (thank you Vittoria) that Dutch men are tighter than a virgin female flea.Your date will immediately assess you as being high maintenance, while he drinks his glass of tafel water. The Dutch male is used to the fashion sense of the “doe maar gewoon normaal” Dutch female.

The Dutch ladies are relentless once they have set their sights on a target.

Several disappointed, international antelope, have asked me where they went wrong in their pursuit of the Dutch lion.

The shallow man, is, as always, sensitive to the needs of his expat flock.

Therefore, at considerable risk to my bespoke tailored three piece suit wearing self, I have put together a list of deadly mistakes to avoid when dating Dutch men.

My advice will no doubt upset some, and if I am captured by a posse of angry Dutch men with lion king hairstyles and am forced to sit through hours of music from Tiesto, Fedde La Grand and Armin van Buuren, i’ll look into the eyes of my enemies and shout, sodemieter op, jullie domme kakkers! Dutch men, are probably the luckiest of their species on planet earth.

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