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Here’s the next guy: The first thing she implies here is that she just had an abortion, and he replies, “Yay 🙂 lol.” If that wasn’t troubling enough, she then says she went to get her arm refitted. Not only does he not question it at all but he gives her his cell number! She tells him that she spent Halloween getting fingered by her cousin and he uses that as a segue to talk about trick or treating with HIS cousins. Look, guy, there is no way you want to hang out with this girl. And finally, the ultimate boyfriend material: He thought he’d be cute and just go straight for the sex, so I decided to flip it on him and get him involved in prostitution.
Her favorite movies include two Step Up sequels that don’t exist, not to mention she spelled “Lincoln” the way Linkin Park spells it. I thought would turn him away, since it’s extremely low and was offered to him almost immediately, but instead he started bargaining for the deluxe package, I guess?
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And so, my OKCupid adventure began…I set up a profile using the picture of a cute girl I know. It’s a little bizarre that an adult would choose to include the fourth installment of a children’s movie in their profile name for a dating site, but I digress. I wanted to make this so idiotic and unappealing that no one in their right mind would show interest in this girl. This girl clearly lacks the ability to read and write.
Not too sexy of a picture; I didn’t want her to look like a slut. If you are hitting on her after reading her profile, you have no interest in anything intellectual whatsoever. In the opening paragraph, she kind of quotes Katy Perry and says her passions are krumping and interpretive dance …
I started thinking about it and had a thought: I wonder how far guys would go to get a date or a hook-up.
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