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Tonight our lovely bachelorette, Doleen (cub scout dresses as a girl) will choose one lucky bachelor.“Doleen” enjoys collecting Yugio cards, playing linebacker for the Sirens and building her upper body strength.(being very serious) And all I can say about this is …..“SURF’S UP BABY!! let’s hear from bachelor #2 Dustin- Well, I’m glad you asked this question Doleen. Bachelor #2 is Dustin ***** our businessman (Doleen shakes Dustin's hand too hard and hurts him).” Laughs again, takes out his comb and starts combing his hair and/or rubbing his surfboard with a towel. Why just last week my boss wanted this same information. Let’s meet bachelor #3, Daniel ******, our surfing dude (As Doleen reaches his hand to shake at the last second Daniel wipes his hand across his head to fake her out-really playing the jerk). ) The skit ends as Doleen chases the cub scout around the chairs and finally the host and the boys blow the traditional kiss to the crowd as the "Dating Game" theme song plays in the background.
So the folks at Mad Lab Theatre are staging their first sketch-comedy show in a half-decade with “Sketchy Sex.” The 80-minute production, suggested for mature audiences because of profanity, continues through March 25 at Mad Lab’s Downtown space.We chose sex because there are so many directions you can take,” said Laura Spires, who co-directed with Jim Azelvandre.“We go from the absurd to the farcical, gender politics, romantic comedy and break-ups, from the start of relationships to their end,” Spires said.No man, to get off the island I was thinking of just letting you hold on by a rope or somethin’! There is nothing you need more in your life than a good surfboard, and it never hurts to have a few cans of shark repellant! Dustin- Well, Ms., first I would take out .00 and place it in a savings account where you would be earning interest. (cheers will go up in the audience) Host- Great questions and a few good answers.Doleen- very disgusted says, “Thanks but NO THANKS! Cole- Well ma’am, first of all, I would drop EVERYTHING (looking back to Dustin) and second of all I would NOT for one instant drag you in the water! (Cole shows the example to the audience then the host takes it and shows it to Doleen who, of course, is very impressed) Doleen- Well done Bachelor #1! (holds up a fake can of shaving cream that has a circle with a shark crossed out) Doleen- rather nervously says, O. Next, I would lavish you with thee top of the line palm pilot with a built in calculator (shaking his head again, looking all proud of himself)! Now, Doleen, you have time for just one more question. (laughing and getting a kick out of his joke, maybe punching Dustin then Dustin grabbing his shoulder painfully) Doleen- No, No, No.